1. Three hole punch version of yourself.
2. American Psycho: clear raincoat over business suit and axe (spattered blood on coat for full effect)
3. Professor: Business clothes with a sweater vest, bow tie, and a worn coat with patches on the elbows (lots of occupational costumes will work here - chef: apron and hat, waiter: tie, short apron, and dish cloth, priest: all black with a white collar, etc.)
4. Hobo: Wear normal work clothes with a tattered, patched coat and a scruffy face (charcoal will do the trick)
5. Pimp: business clothes (preferably bright colors), coat with fur trimming, cane and funky hat (be sure to walk with a limp)
6. Power of Attorney: Regular work clothes with a cape
7. Clark Kent: Wear a Superman t-shirt underneath your business clothes and wear glasses to work - when people ask what you are, just open the buttons of your dress shirt and take off the glasses (everyone dresses up as Superman, Clark always gets overlooked)
8. Peter Parker: Same as above, just wear a spiderman t-shirt instead and no glasses
9. Dilbert: Wear glasses, a short-sleeved business shirt, pocket protector and a curved tie (Make a short tie out of red construction paper, draw black stripes with a permanent marker and wrap it around something round overnight - it should be curved by the following morning - just safety pin to your collar)


